Hello Charles Martin Smith, director of the 1997 film “Air Bud.” I have always found the premise of your work; that there is no rule in basketball explicitly barring a dog with supernatural abilities from playing, insufferably twee. Did you know there is also no law barring dogs from performing life saving surgery? The 5 year old Golden retriever in the time release cage on your right has watched over 10,000 hours worth of surgical training and hospital procedure videos, and successfully played the game operation 700 times. Let’s find out if he can ignore his natural instincts and remove the peanut butter placed inside your heart.
my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said “the masculine urge to get pregnant.” then stood there for a second before leaving silently.
